Have you ever stuck your head in the fridge wondering where the hell the maple syrup was? “Mom, where’s the maple syrup? I can’t find it.” “It’s right in front of you.” “I can’t see…
The Questions I Asked Before Quitting Real Estate
Every single day was a slog. Look at houses, meet clients, do tons of paperwork. Wash, rinse, repeat. I always kept my phone silent. I fucking hate the sound of a phone ringing after hearing it…
How To Regain Control Of Your Life
The inauthenticity of my business had sucked me so dry I lost my sense of humour. By that point, I had spent every waking hour for three years towards a vision that was no longer…
10 Things I Learned About Reading (And How I Hurt My Back)
[Photo by: Sergio Quesada]The pain was deafening. So excruciating that I didn’t get one wink of sleep that night. I would literally have to prep myself and launch the weight of my entire body just…
What If You Only Have One Year To Live?
[Photo by: Xava du]I had a dream that I was about to teach a yoga class and was 30 minutes late. I’m never late. Fuck. This can’t be happening right now.Apologizing to the class, I…
Sexy People Aren’t Sexy When They’re Shitting
[Photo by Rob Milsom]All shit has hit the fan. Now there’s shit everywhere. On the floor, on the ceiling, on your clothes. You close your eyes, but there’s shit in your eyes.Thanks Universe, perfect timing….
10 Things I Learned About Quitting
[Photo by: Neil Moralee]Sometimes I fear I might be out of my mind. It’s been a year since I quit real estate. A few years prior I closed my rent to own company. Before that, it…
Treat Everyone Like A Stranger
Joe Rogan says, “Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.”I stopped. I smiled inside because it’s so true. If everyone could just be charming, courteous, kind, generous…